THE ABOUT YOURSELF NONSENSE!

Yeah, so have you seen, heard and felt yourself from the perspective of an interviewer? Well, introspection could be deep. But this one is not introspection and its certainly isn’t deep! Because even the interviewer has no idea why this question is thrown at the...

BUFFOONOGRAPHY. THE NEW BIOGRAPHY!

It’s IN THE MONEY undoubtedly…. a buffoonography is the biography of buffoons. Since they can’t write for themselves a piece of idiotobiography (autobiography of idiots), owing to the sky high pedestal they see themselves on and because they believe that they don’t...

CALL ME COY OR COWARD…… THE HELL I CARE!

And why exactly should I care, one would ask? After all, I am on that comfy side of the table that’s reserved for asking questions only. Because that’s what internal auditors do. Raising queries, sounding alarms, pointing fingers, doing the critique and more of the...

THE INTERNAL AUDIT FAILINGS!

Our failings should matter to us, the internal auditors, more when we have secured a seat at the C-suite table through regulation. Because if our demand is regulation induced, it might fizzle out when the regulation is past its lifecycle. And even if it doesn’t go...

SUCH A DUMB ATTITUDE!

How many times do we internal auditors get flattered by laurels such as this one? They come in plenty and in many forms if you had been noticing and keeping track of them! The meaning behind is plain and simple, stop being a pain in the a**; the internal auditors not...

TILL REPORTING RIPS US APART!

Indeed, we would no longer be friends once I report you. We will be friends till I don’t do my thing. We won’t be friends anymore if I am not on your side when push comes to shove. We will remain friends as long as I don’t do what I am paid to do. Our trust in each...